Been on the phone with food stamps for the longest 😩
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HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) November 04, 2013
[Update: @_EatMyTweets13 locked down her Twitter account just
before noon ET on Saturday. Twitchy has added screenshots of photos to
this post so that they can still be viewed by our readers.]Think the food stamp system isn’t broken? Meet @_EatMyTweets13.
According to her Twitter feed, @_EatMyTweets13 called to check her food stamp balance earlier this month. She was surprised to learn that she’s still getting assistance and the balance has grown to $400.
My food stamp account looking like 400 because I didn't know I still was getting them . 👏—Many of our elected officials caw about how food stamp fraud, illegal sale of EBT cards and benefits that exceed need are the stuff of myth. Oh, and of course nasty conservatives hate the poor because they won’t increase entitlements.
HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) November 04, 2013
But evidently @_EatMyTweets13 doesn’t exactly need SNAP benefits to meet her nutritional needs.
I might let them build up and sell them—Hey, guys, she’s got a cable bill to pay.
HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) November 04, 2013
My cable bill 140 😩—There’s no evidence that this young woman committed food stamp fraud. All we know is that according to her tweets, she receives benefits she doesn’t seem to use. But D.C. pander-bears continue to protect a system in which people who do just fine without food stamps look forward to a taxpayer-funded payday each month.
HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) November 04, 2013
What else do we know about @_EatMyTweets13?
She has an iPhone. (Service plans don’t come cheap.)
Phoning wit my best friend http://t.co/80apffd08T—
HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) October 28, 2013
“@JUICY_BRI: Quote this with a mirror picture.” http://t.co/WmkXZxTnKM—
HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) October 25, 2013
And she likes to use that iPhone to tweet about her surprisingly high food stamp balance.
She has WiFi:
Trying to get new wifi . Dish suck ass man it's like we don't even have wifi .—And she seems to have money for weed.
HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) September 08, 2013
Need to smoke me a joint . Let me call my weed man 💨💨💨—https://twitter.com/_EatMyTweets13/status/393561509441568768
HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) October 25, 2013
Let me get dressed to go get me some weed—She cranks up her air conditioning like it’s going out of style.
HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) October 27, 2013
I'm cold but I won't turn off the ac because its going to be hot after 5 min—
HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) September 19, 2013
It's soooo cold in my house . Everybody keep telling me to turn the AC off . Hell no—And she likes to hit IHOP, Hooters and TGI Fridays for grub.
HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) October 25, 2013
Hooters got some good ass wings you just gotta get them HOT and breaded 😩—
HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) September 10, 2013
Hungry about to go to ihop when my phone finish updating—
HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) September 19, 2013
At TGI FRIDAYS . I needed to take myself out . I had a rough week—
HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) September 28, 2013
Tgi Fridays always get my money .—So … what’s on her agenda for next week?
HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) September 28, 2013
I wanna go to Black Fridays this year. I need some new clothes and my mama iPad for her birthday—
HBD COURTNEY (@_EatMyTweets13) November 21, 2013
