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Wednesday, April 17, 2013

World's Shortest Books or Liberal incomprehension or The day I cried laughing due to reality.

I understand that you don't have a ton of extra time to read books, so I've compiled a short list of books that can be read at one sitting.
World's Shortest Books...

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
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GUIDE TO: THE PACIFIC
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
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My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
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AND, JUST ADDED:
The shortest book of them all...
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE