This is an honest-to-God true story...
if by "mother" I mean "country,"
if by "bitten by a" I mean "plagued by the election of,"
if by "deadly snake" I mean "Barack Obama,"
if by "a while ago" I mean "four years ago,"
if by "health" I mean "economy,"
if by "venom" I mean "socialism,"
if by "coursing through her body" I mean "being implemented,"
if by "a doctor" I mean "American patriots,"
if by "a single vile of antidote" I mean "candidates Romney and Ryan,"
if by "he tripped and fell" I mean "the concerned citizens failed on election day,"
if by "smashing the bottle to the ground" I mean "eliminating any hope of reversing the effects of socialism being implemented,"
if by "her own body" I mean "the strength and will of freedom loving Americans."
Will she survive?
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